I'm not that desperate rat bastard that be eyeing your chick
from the corner of the dive while you're buying her drinks.
Nah, I'm that sneaky sly guy already sliding her dick
and you won't ever be the wiser, trying to find her a ring.
Big Willy, still he balling on a budget.
But the fillies really feel me, always falling into something.
These are the tales of an erroneous man,
but let me sing a little song about how the story began:
Well at the tender age of ten I felt my first tongue kiss.
I didn't have to chase the broad and I ain't run since.
Used to sleep through all my classes, I was wasting my time.
Thought I was smarter than my teachers, didn't pay them no mind.
Yet and still I graduated with no clue what to do,
just knew that I was more creative than a few of these dudes.
So I kept recording tracks, that came natural to me
and now I'm better than your favorite MC, I'm Mr. I-N-T.